Whoopie Cushion

The Whoopie Cushion represents the pinnacle of logistics efficiency. With a weight of 0lb, it offers infinite value density. Crews should prioritize retrieving this item above all else, as it consumes no stamina penalty and occupies a slot without hindering movement speed. It is the perfect filler item for maximizing a haul.

In the context of the standard first quota (130 Credits), a single Whoopie Cushion can contribute approximately 16.2% of the total requirement. While not decisive on its own, it remains a solid component of a diversified scrap haul. For late-game quotas (1000+), it should be viewed as supplementary income.

Standard safety protocols apply to the Whoopie Cushion. This item is non-conductive, making it safer to carry during Stormy conditions. This can improve route consistency on maps like Titan or March during thunderstorms, since you can transport it without relying on the "drop-walk" safety cadence.